i already have a slack jaw and only a few teeth, but i need advice on whats required to be a trully awesome hillbilly.
2006-09-23 03:29:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You're an idiot, too. Sounds like you're off to a good start.
2006-09-23 03:32:10 · answer #1 · answered by blondee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch Deliverance and copy exactly what the hillbillies in that do. Check out the rape scene - if nothing makes you a hillbilly, raping a businessman will.
Anyhow, good luck - I always wanted to be a hillbilly but I just couldn't cut it. You sound like you've got a good chance.
2006-09-23 10:32:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hillbilly hat, straw reed between your teeth, cover-alls, a tractor and pitch fork. Heeee-Haawwww!
2006-09-23 10:31:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can't make yourself be a hillbilly, you just become one. If you try to be something your not, you will be cheating yourself with so many other opportunities
2006-09-23 10:32:12 · answer #4 · answered by Poo for ALL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Overalls and a crock of moonshine.
2006-09-23 10:34:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
suspenders, the smell of urine and crap, a pitchfork, has a baby with a family member, and support your kids with a decent job.
2006-09-23 10:32:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a pair of overalls and an old run down trailer with lots of cars in front of it.......
2006-09-23 10:32:41 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is a website that could help you:
http://www.tinboxacres.com/
2006-09-23 10:32:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
live in arkansas, and then marry your sister.
2006-09-23 10:34:07 · answer #9 · answered by party_2_hearty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fu*ck your sister
2006-09-23 10:33:05 · answer #10 · answered by thankgodformaryjane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋