There are two fishermen in a boat, Steve and John, and the boat starts sinking. They can just about see shore from their sinking vessal.
Steve says, "Come on lets swim to shore"
John yells in panic, "No, I can't swim!"
Steve quickly resolves the situation by saying "You lie on my back and I'll swim."
Five hours later they get to shore and Steve collapses from exhaustion. "Oh God!" he gasps, "I'm f**ked!"
"Sorry mate," replies John, "but that's the only way I could hang on!"
2006-09-23 03:01:34 · 13 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant - full points.
2006-09-23 03:09:38 · answer #1 · answered by jammer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6
2006-09-23 10:04:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..8 hahahaa damn that mustve hurt lmao
Maybe next time they need
to take some oranges along.
2006-09-23 21:52:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Ive never heard that before! I give it a 6
2006-09-23 12:03:23 · answer #4 · answered by Jamie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old one's are alway's the best 9/10
2006-09-23 12:04:39 · answer #5 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it (funny). I give it a 7.
2006-09-23 11:37:31 · answer #6 · answered by James C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-10, i'd give it a 2
2006-09-23 10:57:41 · answer #7 · answered by Angry Insightful Black 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good id give it an 7 lol
2006-09-23 10:07:44 · answer #8 · answered by tinkertaylor2005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goody !!..ten points...
2006-09-23 10:15:34 · answer #9 · answered by ozzy chik... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-23 10:13:05 · answer #10 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋