I'm stuck working so I have time to kill. Here goes:
There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when birthed and grown up. The first one said, "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this, and asked, "Why a plumber?" He replied, "So I can fix the pipes in here, its kinda leaky." The second one said, "I wanna be an electrician." The others laughed at this and asked, "Why an electrician?" He replied, "So I can get some lights in here, its dark!" The third one said, "I wanna be a boxer." The others thought this was hilarious, and laughed for a full five minutes, before asking, "Why in the world do you want to be a boxer?" He replied, "So I can beat up that bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us!"
2006-09-23 02:27:31 · 16 answers · asked by ? 6 in Computers & Internet ➔ Software
Sorry for posting in the software section! I obviously wasn't paying attention.
2006-09-23 02:34:28 · update #1
once a teacher asked his class, do we eat or drink the light?? some said we drink it some said we see it only but one student was very eager to answer , the teacher asked him to
He said : We eat it Sir
How you know? asked the teacher,
The student said yesterday at night I heard Mom telling Dad put off the light and put it in my mouth.
2006-09-23 02:36:17 · answer #1 · answered by hawke2hawke 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha thats funny but I have a better one(not dirty). Here goes: David Beckham and his wife Victoria were watching the 6 o'clock news. The main story was about a man who was threatening to jump off a bridge ie he was suicidal. Victoria suddenly said, "David, I bet you £5000 that the guy jumps." So David says,"Ok Honey, I'll bet £5000 that he doesn't jump."
So they have a deal. They carry on watching and in the end the man jumps and hits the pavement with a loud crunch below.
Victoria giggles with delight and then says, "David I'm sorry, but i cheated. I saw the 5 o'clock news so I knew the man would jump."
David replies, "Actually I saw the 5 o'clock news as well. I just didn't think the guy would jump again..."
2006-09-23 09:41:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it. Babies are able to talk in the womb?
2006-09-23 09:43:31 · answer #3 · answered by sup 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL software, hahahahahahaahaha
2006-09-23 10:51:59 · answer #4 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh My Gosh!! it took me a while to get it :S but it's forking hillarious!! Lol Lol Lol.
2006-09-23 09:40:55 · answer #5 · answered by I Am Jack's Wasted Life 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2006-09-23 09:35:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You exhibit a charming lack of knowledge of the female anatomy. Thanks for the points.
2006-09-23 09:30:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-09-23 09:31:15 · answer #8 · answered by tomtoride 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol cute i like that ty for sharing :)
2006-09-23 09:29:49 · answer #9 · answered by ridingthestorm_out 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO
I am sure you will get blasted for this, but it is funny
2006-09-23 09:29:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋