a tramp walks in to a pup with his dog and fins the most beautifull girl in the pup and says to her i bet you 100 pounds my dog can make love to you the best you have ever had the girl says alright so they go back to his flat and go in his bedroom and he says to the dog make love to her the dog just stands there so he says go on make love to her and he still just stands there so the tramp says alright i'll show you one more time
2006-09-23 01:29:32 · 22 answers · asked by darren v 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, a woman standing in the queue at McDonalds asks the man in front how old she looks,he diplomatically answers around 30.The woman smiles pecks his cheek and tells him that she is actually 45.later that day while waiting for a bus she again asks a man next to her ,how old do i look,the man replies im blind but if i can touch your breasts i will be able to tell you. the woman agrees,after several minutes the man says your 45,amazing said the woman how could you possibly know that from feeling my breasts,simple said the man i was behind you at McDonald,s
2006-09-23 01:39:31 · answer #1 · answered by havanadig 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is my favourite one at the moment, I love trying to say it in the chinese accent LOL
Ed Zachary disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over five years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well-known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose."
The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Diseaz. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your a s s"
2006-09-23 02:17:45 · answer #2 · answered by Janieg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to have a dog just like that.
2006-09-23 01:31:15 · answer #3 · answered by cooperman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, it's Pub, not Pup
He wouldn't be a tramp if he had a flat
And the joke is turd!
2006-09-26 08:13:00 · answer #4 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worked for me a couple of times.
2006-09-23 02:16:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard the one about the keyboard with the broken full stop button?
2006-09-23 01:42:31 · answer #6 · answered by Tish P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A tricky dog owner - LOL
2006-09-23 03:06:37 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm thats good - the tramp has a flat??
2006-09-23 01:31:41 · answer #8 · answered by keriandjelly 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its a pub, not a pup
2006-09-23 01:50:44 · answer #9 · answered by Leon K. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah
2 points.
2006-09-23 02:05:48 · answer #10 · answered by alldienow9000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋