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2006-09-22 23:07:40 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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tennis ball

2006-09-22 23:08:55 · answer #1 · answered by bobobob 4 · 0 0

Dont know,

By the way tell you jokes, and it goes:

>How I was born<

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, will you tell me
how I was born?"
-The father debates answering, but finally says: "Well, I guess one day you will need to know anyway."
"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.
-We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. "But when I was ready to upload and she was ready to download, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete or escape button.
-"So nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that read, 'You've Got Male!"

One more joke:

A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.

I hope you will take this answer as a best answer

2006-09-22 23:29:03 · answer #2 · answered by Cadpigfriend 2 · 0 0

I can serve a tennis ball, though I suppose I can eat that, regardless that it won't be good for me.
I can serve customers and I can eat them though that is considered cannabilism and is frowned upon in some countries.
I can serve justice and I can't eat that, so justice it is!

2006-09-22 23:27:03 · answer #3 · answered by Metal Paw 3 · 0 0

Tennis

2006-09-22 23:20:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Humble Pie

2006-09-22 23:35:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Divorce papers? A tennis ball?

2006-09-22 23:10:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Justice is better served on a plate.

2006-09-23 03:46:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Our country

2006-09-23 08:43:11 · answer #8 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 0 0

tennis ball or a badminton cork

2006-09-22 23:45:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Customers???

2006-09-22 23:10:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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