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2006-09-22 21:52:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
One day, long ago, I was playing in the creek with one of my friends when we saw a dead pig floating downstream aways. We threw rocks at it until all the skin had sloughed off. Then my friend decided that he was going to sink the pig. He ran at it yelling and screaming and waving his arms in the air. When he got to the pig he plunged his knife into it.
Instantly the quite ripe pig exploded showering him with fermented pig innards. I believe they even formed a small mushroom cloud, so powerful was the blast, before plunging down and covering my friend in odiferous goo.
The best part was that the pig didn't even sink. The creek is only about mid-shin deep in that area. What was left of the pig was standing on the bottom already. The effect of the current made its head bob up and down and gave it the appearance of laughing at my quite surprised friend.
As we walked back to his house, with me doing my best to stay upwind of him, he was cursing pigs and pig byproducts. He was also cursing me for laughing so hard.
That's how I came to realize that everything is connected. If I had something in common with a thing so far removed from me as a dead pig then surely other, less distant things, must be bound quite tightly indeed.
2006-09-22 22:08:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
By far the GROSSEST thing I've seen in YEARS was a picture of a woman's breast. She's an anthropologist and had traveled to Ecuador or some 3rd world country. She wore a brand new bra without washing it and a parasite got into the milk ducts in her breast. It looked like she had about 20 studs coming out all around the pores of her nipple, but you couldn't see the nipple, just the studded areola with these hard worms sticking out of the holes. Ghheeeeesh!! I wish I hadn't ever seen that. Even my doctor husband almost hurled when I showed him that nasty S#!t!!! I am upset with my sister who forwarded the email to me after she lost HER cookies. Ewwwww. Gross. Washing EVERYTHING now!!
2006-09-23 04:56:53 · answer #2 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The other day I had a big pimple on my chin.
It was very inflamed.So me and my boyfriend are talking and he has a habit of chewing on
tooth pics or drinking straws.He had a straw in
his hand and as we were talking he lifted the straw and it totally scrapped the pimple off my face and it started bleeding bad.He felt like crying because I was crying.This is a true event.
A real freak accident.
2006-09-23 04:57:28 · answer #3 · answered by jenn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-23 04:58:03 · answer #4 · answered by San 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy avatar talking in a chicks point of view with smiley faces that make it seem it like you just came back from a japanese anime brainwash.. hah jk .. uhh i like to smell my own fart but not others ? :D
2006-09-23 04:55:20 · answer #5 · answered by joey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
join the chat room for fun
2006-09-23 05:04:22 · answer #6 · answered by Snifer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An 87 year old womans vaginal crust.
2006-09-23 05:00:22 · answer #7 · answered by absens_heros 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no way man
2006-09-23 05:04:44 · answer #8 · answered by *niki loves all god* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-09-23 05:00:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't
2006-09-23 04:55:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋