A husband and his wife was trying to have a baby...they went to the doctor and asked for his help... He said okay first we need to check your wife...
How many children do you want?
5 she said
" Why so many ?" he asked.
"Well that way we can have a big family and be done with.
okay , he said.
He then asked the husband..."how may kids would you like?"
"One". he answered...
"why only one,Easier to take care of and less trouble....
Well the doctor said....take this cup home and fill it with semen...the more you have the better. the couple had sex...and he ejaculated in the cup... I \"I hope this is enough for one baby he said.. The wife didn't say anything...she just went to bed.
The next day they brought the cup to the doctor. When the husband gave him the cup...he said.."okay doc...find one good swimmer". when the doct went into his office the wife followed him in..."stop.! she said...she took the cup and spit in it... what are you doing the doctor asked. Continued....
2006-09-22 20:44:07 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I knew he was going to hold back....so i've been saving these since last night....
2006-09-22 20:44:55 · update #1
i like it
2006-09-22 20:47:32 · answer #1 · answered by Southie9 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Verrrry Funny. Good one.
2006-09-23 14:52:59 · answer #2 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-09-23 11:01:11 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny as crap, and very disgusting! I like it! Good job!
2006-09-23 05:15:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sucks the joke is very lenthy and voluminous
2006-09-23 05:34:45 · answer #5 · answered by george grohan mendal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww but funny
2006-09-23 04:11:22 · answer #6 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-23 06:04:49 · answer #7 · answered by Believe me.... not ! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-09-23 03:52:42 · answer #8 · answered by Celebrity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.....LOL
2006-09-23 04:31:41 · answer #9 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, a good one
2006-09-23 04:22:57 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋