'okay, listen!' commanded Noah. 'on my ark there will be absolutely no sex. no kissing, no fondling, no nothing. now, al you males, take off your penis and hand them to my sons. I’ll give you a receipt for your penis, and once we see land I’ll return each penis to its rightful owner
after a few days Mr. rabbit hopped into his wife’s cage. 'quick!' he said in excitement. 'get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land there yet!'
Mrs. rabbit got onto his shoulders and looked out at the ocean
'no sir,' she said. 'no land yet.'
'darn!' yelled Mr. rabbit. this went on every day until Mrs. rabbit got fed up with him
'what’s the matter with you? you know it will rain for forty days and nights. only after the water has drained will we b able to see land. why are acting so excited all the time?'
'look!' said Mr. rabbit with a crazy joyous look on his face as he held out a piece of paper. 'I GOT THE DONKEY'S RECEIPT!!'
2006-09-22 18:38:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you would think it was mrs rabbit who would be joyous
2006-09-22 18:41:37 · answer #1 · answered by lynchmob.justice 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
really I would think that having to remove their penis would be so traumatic that they wouldn't really feel like getting excited. And really a bunny with a donkey D!@%
That's like Harry and his big dog Dick.
Wait, I mean, Harry and his big DOG dick.
2006-09-23 05:32:59 · answer #2 · answered by sophia 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
so, that's where the Lucky Rabbit's foot came from, huh?
2006-09-23 01:43:36 · answer #3 · answered by ♫☼♥ ≈ Debbi ≈ ♥☼♫ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha! that's a 10! roflmao!
2006-09-23 01:42:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is 2 funny... Very good!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-23 01:53:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why do you post only religious jokes?
2006-09-23 01:54:28 · answer #6 · answered by Mollie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cool one
2006-09-23 01:41:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We can all dream.. cant we
2006-09-23 02:15:43 · answer #8 · answered by DearAbby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny!!
2006-09-23 01:41:50 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋