I am sick of my religion and wish to get a new one. Is some modern and cool religion available these days?

Question

I mean with all latest features which can reflect on modern values and hi tech stuff that we live in today. Its so boring to read the lives of people thousands of years old who had no idea what modern day world is all about

Answer 1

I thought you just said you were sick of asking religious questions?

Anyway, there are several hip religions out there. One of the coolest ones is Islam because you get to kill people without repercussions from the rest of the world, except the United States, but no one likes the U.S. anyway, so who cares.

You could try Kaballah. That is really cool because such wonderful role models follow that religion, i.e., Madonna and Paris Hilton. Who wouldn't want their little girls to grow up to be just like them?

Let's not forget the Eastern faiths. They are all very peaceful religions, and their doctrines appeal to the truly intellectual and intelligent people because they teach you how to arrange your furniture for good luck and prosperity, and they show you how to use rocks to heal your illnesses.

And let me not forget Hinduism. You must visit India if you are Hindu, for there you can go to the temple and drink the rat pee with the rest of the faithful to attain a closer walk with one of the Hindu gods.

I hope you're having as much fun reading this as I am writing it. I know you think I'm a fool because I'm a Christian. I think you're a fool because you can't find anything better to do than try to irritate and incite Christians on Yahoo Answers.

Answer 2

Try Buddhism. It is not meant to be a religion, but a way to understand the suffering we experience and to realign ourselves with what is realistic and ethical. The practices should leave you refreshed and better than you were before. In addition, not having to focus on a God that seems unrealistic may help you achieve a more meaningful experience.

If you find yourself enjoying that, maybe at some point you can combine your belief in God with Buddhist practices as many people do the world over.

Answer 3

Secular Humanism.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secular_Humanism

Answer 4

Hello, I read your request, but maybe you don't need a religion, I'm sure you are looking for the true God... ckeck out the site www.thename.ph. But don't get excited about it. just open your mind, then you will overcome the conditioning of the religions.

Answer 5

Humanism as a modern guide to a worthy, guilt free life, without false promises of rewards at the end of it.

Answer 6

the question is, will the religion of the ipod save you when you need it ? Can your phone be you god, these are simply implements like the wheel. And you thought the wheel would save ? Follow the brilliant reasoning of Socrates and he will lead you to Jesus who is the bread of Life and Truth.

Answer 7

Heaven's Gate sounds like a good religion for you, but they call killed themselves.

Answer 8

Scientology. It has cool people like john travolta and tom cruise.

Answer 9

You are looking for surface answers for the real questions of life, if you expect to get them from modern times.In order to have faith you have to believe.the basics.

bible hebrews 11:6
But without faith it is impossible to please Him, for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and [that] he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.

If you want more backup for faith go to
http://www.carm.org/doctrine/100truths.htm

Answer 10

Have you been touched by His Noodly Appendage?