there was a man who had only ten days left to live. he told his family to sell all he had and trade in his money for gold and bury it with him in a suitcase, as he wanted to take it to the next world. after he had passed away, he approached St peter at the pearly gates. when St peter asked him to explain what he was doing with a suitcase, the man replied, 'I brought the most important thing to me in the world, the most valuable possession I have.'
curious, St peter asked what it was. the man excitedly opened his suitcase for him to see, and upon viewing what was inside, St peter drew a perplexed face and asked, 'pavement?'
2006-09-22 17:43:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! That's cute. If I had 10 days, I'd spend them all just hangin' with my kids and doing our favourite things. And I think I should like to try Aquavit just once before I go. I've always wanted to experience "the stares."
2006-09-22 17:46:49 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The road to heaven is paved with good intentions.
2006-09-22 18:30:56 · answer #2 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would get off the computer and spend time with my daughter. She is out of town now or I would be spending time with her now
2006-09-22 17:50:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol. Good one! That was the best one about heaven i have heard yet. Good job. =)
2006-09-22 17:45:38 · answer #4 · answered by Miss Pepper 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha
2006-09-22 17:58:40 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool one
2006-09-22 18:46:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2006-09-22 17:48:51 · answer #7 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny
material things really doesn't matter up there
^_^ thanks for sharing it. keep it up
2006-09-22 18:30:20 · answer #8 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
huh i dont get it? can u explain it to me?
2006-09-22 17:45:46 · answer #9 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol...funny thx..
2006-09-22 18:32:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋