A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, " Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, " Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, " Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."
2006-09-22 16:36:47 · 26 answers · asked by Fat Kids Are Hard To Kidnap 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St.Peter says, "Reeve, What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her *** in it.
I thought this joke was hilarious.
From 1-10 (10 being the highest) how funny do you think this joke is? And do you have any good jokes of your own?
2006-09-22 16:37:39 · update #1
ummmm..... ha ha ha
2006-09-22 16:38:02 · answer #1 · answered by sheldonlewis9 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8
2006-09-22 16:41:58 · answer #2 · answered by Liwayway 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6
2006-09-22 17:12:57 · answer #3 · answered by hey you 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-09-22 17:07:23 · answer #4 · answered by hightechredneck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an 8 for you.
2006-09-22 18:26:57 · answer #5 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a god example of great joke reworking. I salute your mom!
Here's one for you.
As the manager of a Asian restaurant, I left work early to attend a bachelor party.
Well, the two strippers we hired really jazzed me up. So I left the party early with just one thing on my mind.
Well naturally, my main squeeze was blissfully ensconced in dreamland. So the full Monty was out of the question.
As I prepared to roll over in disappointment, inspiration struck!
"Say honey," I whispered in her delicate ear, "Would you get up for a little 69?"
"Mphhhh," she said sleepily, " 3 am and you want penguin sushi?"
PS. I thank fat girls are a treasure, here in tsunami territory. They float ever so well!
2006-09-22 17:07:27 · answer #6 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10.
2006-09-22 16:40:53 · answer #7 · answered by xknyghtmayre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it an 7
2006-09-22 17:06:59 · answer #8 · answered by bigbadbio2004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 9!
2006-09-22 16:43:31 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Luz Sin Gravedad♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL. Although I've heard this, it's stull funny.
2006-09-23 05:10:33 · answer #10 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... pretty funny. I'll give it an 8!
2006-09-22 16:39:29 · answer #11 · answered by purple rain 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋