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there was a little red house and in that red house there was a red room in that red room there was a little red man. the little red alarm clock rang in the morning and the little red man got out of his red bed and put his red dressing gown and walked down the red stairs to put red bread in his red toaster there was a knock on the red door and the little red man answered it. before his eye there was a beautiful naked lady standing there. in the exitment the little red man droped his gown and the lady ran away screaming and yelling while crossing the road and she got hit by a car and dies

the moral of the story is dont cross the road when the little red man is flashing

2006-09-22 16:35:01 · 8 answers · asked by !!David!! 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

very funny.

here is one god one.

there is a black tribal village and a white priest is helping them in their faith.

one day the tribal leader comes to the priest and tells,
"father, all my 8 children are black. buth this ninth child is white. and you are the only white man areound 200 miles here. can you explain it?"

the priest is taken aback, but manages by telling " look, it is all god's will. see for example, all your sheeps are white except one. can any one explain it?"

The leader thinks this over and tells,

"IF YOU PROMISE TO FORGET ABOUT THE SHEEP, I'LL TRY TO FORGET ABOUT THE BABY !!!!"

funny?

2006-09-22 17:11:02 · answer #1 · answered by iamgood 2 · 0 1

Boy, I'm glad this joke had a moral. Otherwise it would have sucked big ol' floppy donkey dickerson.

2006-09-23 01:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by Exousia Skotos 3 · 0 0

very entertaining that poor naked girl I feel sorry for her to have seen a little red man ..................naked

2006-09-22 23:42:40 · answer #3 · answered by dms_panthers209 1 · 0 0

So lame it needs crutches.

2006-09-22 23:42:46 · answer #4 · answered by heatherlovespansies 3 · 0 1

haha

2006-09-23 00:25:57 · answer #5 · answered by rosewalker1987 2 · 0 0

that was kind of boring...sorry just being honest

2006-09-22 23:48:56 · answer #6 · answered by mstink 2 · 0 1

I laughed. : D

2006-09-23 00:11:42 · answer #7 · answered by answer faerie, V.T., A. M. 6 · 0 0

GROOOAN!!!!!

2006-09-22 23:44:41 · answer #8 · answered by Hamish 7 · 0 0

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