But say, "Oh God"... can I still go to heaven?
2006-09-22 16:34:57 · 23 answers · asked by Whatever 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Aww, thanks WhyNotAskLongDon... that is just so nice of you.
Elmo, Les Dudis
2006-09-22 16:59:00 · update #1
Let's find out.
2006-09-22 16:37:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It seems odd that there would be a heaven based on a criteria based on a person that lacks any historical evidence. How could a loving, all powerful, full of GRACE God send people to hell for such unimportant things as sex.
Then again with such a God, why would thier even be hell. Maybe there is not either a heaven or hell.
2006-09-22 23:40:24 · answer #2 · answered by arsenal21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends. As a huge fan of shower-sex, I think you are a-ok. However, I am reasonably sure you've never had said "shower-sex" with me...so, you are on your own.
I predict an eternity of being forced to listen to fundamentalist Christians harangue you about your life of sin.
2006-09-23 00:22:56 · answer #3 · answered by Paul M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is such a thing as "mocking God" and forgiveness only comes with REPENTANCE. That means you don't do it again.
And for all who "pray" to God in your "time of trouble" The only prayer God hears from the sinner is the prayer of repentance and you must go through Jesus.
2006-09-22 23:39:31 · answer #4 · answered by seriously 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It depends on what your definition of heaven it.
I would say no, neither will the Pope.
If you mean heaven is when you go "Oh, oh, oh..." or "hey, look at that piece of hunk" then it is non of my business.
You sound dirty anyway, "Oh God" can't help you.
2006-09-22 23:37:44 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as you re-baptize the shower with Scrubbing Bubbles.
2006-09-22 23:37:40 · answer #6 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a Christian? That is the only thing that will guarantee that you will go to heaven. But what you did is sin according to His Word.
2006-09-23 00:01:43 · answer #7 · answered by christiangal 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your bad intention is your sin.
But all your sins are forgiven when you repent.
You need not to hide or to confess to any men.
Repentance means to return from disobedience to obedience to God.
2006-09-22 23:47:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you really aren't married. Who's the guy? Does he have big feet? God hates that.
2006-09-22 23:37:46 · answer #9 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day this warped sense of humor poking fun at the one who breathes life into you will not seem so funny. In your heart you know the truth.
2006-09-22 23:40:28 · answer #10 · answered by Prophecy+History=TRUTH 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
there is no such place as heaven, or hell. and even if there were, would u wanna be stuck with a bunch of preaching good-two shoes christians?
2006-09-22 23:38:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋