A breakfast is frying in the pan, the sausage turns to the egg and says " hot in here isnt it?". The egg says "f*ck me a talking sausage".
2006-09-22 16:34:23 · 13 answers · asked by emergency_hammer 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Was it meant to be funny? Because if it was, I guess I missed it,.
2006-09-22 23:58:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
mMmMm... sausage,bacon,fried egg,beans,grilled tomatoes and fried mushrooms with a nice bit of fried bread and a cup of tea... breakfast anyone???
2006-09-23 02:21:53 · answer #2 · answered by Janieg 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The incredible edible egg!
2006-09-22 16:37:03 · answer #3 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your joke.
Yeah, fried bacon, fried potatoes, fried egg, fried sausage, fried........ yeah.
2006-09-22 16:36:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
take a dump in the frying pan and smell that poo fry.
2006-09-23 10:30:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
An oldie but a classic!!!
2006-09-22 16:37:34 · answer #6 · answered by nerdy_grrlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U have emotional issues
2006-09-22 17:11:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
if thats your best joke id give up telling them
2006-09-22 19:21:49 · answer #8 · answered by raverboozer 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dont give up your day job
2006-09-22 19:00:40 · answer #9 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
good one
2006-09-22 18:50:55 · answer #10 · answered by mini the prophet of fubar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋