MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY.
AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
SO, THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.
CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED. FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT. ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE
AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.
SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.
THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND, APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
GOD BLESS AMERICA .
2006-09-22 16:14:58 · 9 answers · asked by Fleur de Lis 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oops, I edited the title and didn't realize I posted twice.
2006-09-22 16:28:30 · update #1
Ok I thought it was hillarious and got all excited about telling my husband the joke.... He said he allready heard it. = ( Why am I allways the last to hear? At least you care enough to tell me the joke! I feel so loved now.
2006-09-22 16:20:23 · answer #1 · answered by AmyDMomOf3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This slightly made me laugh, But in all actuality, this is rather degrading to women. I did kinda like it though. Funny...
2006-09-22 23:21:33 · answer #2 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya know, that just might work!!
Also have flight attendant nude.
2006-09-22 23:28:30 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one , Ive heard it before but still good!
2006-09-22 23:16:30 · answer #4 · answered by wilowdreams 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke!
2006-09-22 23:18:38 · answer #5 · answered by Sleuth! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if they willingly die , and explode them self, what is the meaning of another sacrifice....
2006-09-22 23:21:29 · answer #6 · answered by Henry W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That was hilarious!!!!!
2006-09-22 23:17:19 · answer #7 · answered by Amy's Man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME IDEA!! I AGREE -- WOOHOO!!!
2006-09-22 23:18:56 · answer #8 · answered by about2teach 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2006-09-22 23:18:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋