Seriously it is so obvious that the FSM created all! The prophecy pertaining to the increase of global warming to the decreasing number of pirates is being fulfilled!!! How can you deny such undisputable evidence of the truth from the Gospel of the FSM?
LOOK!
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2242/405/1600/piratesarecool4.jpg
http://www.geocraft.com/WVFossils/global_warming.html
As stated in the gospel:
Meatball: 243: The decreasing number of pirates is, in fact, directly tied to the increase in global warming.
I know you will most likely remain hard-headed and ignorant to his presence but I feel it is my job to at least show you what concrete evidence there is of the FSM's existance.
NOW! REPENT!
2006-09-22 16:14:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
works for me... :/
2006-09-22 16:17:49 · update #1
ummm....so..wanna fornicate with me Jellybean?..*akward silence*
2006-09-22 16:22:10 · update #2
Toronto, they are not TRUE pirates.
2006-09-22 16:30:23 · update #3
I deny your prophecy and evidence.
I have actually seen MORE pirates lately.
I think the movies have glorified the profession and caused the increase.
The one true religion is really spaghetti monsterism - convert and you can have all the pasta you want.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti_monster
2006-09-22 16:20:04 · answer #1 · answered by a_blue_grey_mist 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
My god, I have eaten the savior's flesh ever since I was old enough to chew! Forgive me I mighty one.
On a serious note, as a agnostic, I will throw out my point also. While FSM pokes fun of you know what, it itself is a belief. Some people can say with certainty to say that of course not, its a made up thing, this FSM. But the arguments and counterarguments are there is no FSM and there IS FSM and the evidence to support it is simple logic.
At best, the lack of evidence leads to the conclusion of....we do not know.
2006-09-22 23:20:03 · answer #2 · answered by leikevy 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh yes the earth is getting warmer and there is a decrease of pirates so it must be true it all make sense now. I am now a believer after reading this. I have been touched by his noodle appendages.
2006-09-22 23:19:09 · answer #3 · answered by xoɟ ʍous 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
As much as I love the FSM, I have to continue to be an atheist in light of his continued visible absence.
2006-09-22 23:20:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Does the FSM stick to the ceiling when he's done?
2006-09-22 23:18:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Been overdosing on the trainquilizers again, Stoner?
2006-09-22 23:17:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
1st link doesn't work...
Edit: We need more pirate sex... Pirates... fornicate!!
2nd Edit: haha Wouldn't that be a sin? :D
Edit again: love your 'About me' by the way!!!! Luv you too Hunny
2006-09-22 23:16:22 · answer #7 · answered by Whatever 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
BEHOLD....
I HAVE SEEN THE MEATY GOODNESS...
I FEEL THE TOUCH OF HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES...
I AM.....
A PASTAFARIAN!!!!!
CAN I GET A RAMEN????
2006-09-22 23:16:44 · answer #8 · answered by JerseyRick 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Actually -- piracy is up.
2006-09-22 23:27:46 · answer #9 · answered by Ranto 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i repent
2006-09-22 23:15:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋