Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"His mom says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think."
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I
gave him my airplane glue."
2006-09-22 15:52:36 · 20 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I laughed so hard that my husband asked me what I was laughing at, so I had to read it to him. He got this pained look, then just said...."Ouch".
2006-09-22 15:57:37 · answer #1 · answered by lovergirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks, i needed that.
i had a mate years ago who 'claimed' to have mixed up the jar of vaseline with the jar of vix vapour rub. he went on to say it hurt like hell, but also added an exciting element to his love making.
i never believed him, coz you'd smell the vix straight away when you open it, plus who uses vaseline for sex anyway, it's a bit too tacky, might as well use peanut butter.
2006-09-22 16:10:38 · answer #2 · answered by pugsbaby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES very funny!!! I sure feel sorry for Fred though hahaha!!
2006-09-22 16:00:38 · answer #3 · answered by samantha_bewitched27 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHOA! I laughed so no longer trouble-free, I had tears in my eyes. Then I had my son examine it too (interrupting his evaluation for his exams) and he, too, had a stable snigger. could I bypass this one on?
2016-10-15 07:52:49 · answer #4 · answered by corridoni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-09-22 16:14:58 · answer #5 · answered by Courtney(: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I heard of this a year ago, and laughed. Showed it to a mormon and he said THATS INNAPROPRIATE EWWWW
2006-09-22 15:55:23 · answer #6 · answered by Rachel M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And they stuck together through thick and thin.
2006-09-22 16:09:04 · answer #7 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was hillarious! My husband just shook his head....
2006-09-22 15:58:46 · answer #8 · answered by AmyDMomOf3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, that's a cute one :)
2006-09-22 15:55:00 · answer #9 · answered by lillith6662000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe! lol, that's a quite good one!
2006-09-22 16:10:00 · answer #10 · answered by olde finnn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋