One night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment, when, before he could open the door, she said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.”
The man says, “Well, give me some examples.”
The lady explains, “Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and can’t seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced, and that isn’t for me either.” Then she said, “How do you unlock your door?”
The man answered, “Well, before I do anything else, I lick the lock…”
2006-09-22 15:44:40 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha...
thanks for that, i'll be telling my gf about this technique
ha ha ha...
2006-09-22 16:14:37 · answer #1 · answered by pugsbaby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahah that was a clasic
2006-09-22 22:46:31 · answer #2 · answered by chad g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
crazy
2006-09-22 15:49:49 · answer #3 · answered by tychele93 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's the man for me!!!!
2006-09-22 15:50:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-22 15:47:29 · answer #5 · answered by Fushia Hill 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. great one!
2006-09-22 15:55:27 · answer #6 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok.......................hehe
2006-09-22 16:27:51 · answer #7 · answered by Kathy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋