WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an jerk.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
2006-09-22 15:16:20 · 4 answers · asked by Cool Z 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem toliterally disappear.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
2006-09-22 15:16:43 · update #1
lol i love this and agree
2006-09-22 15:19:22 · answer #1 · answered by Michelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not a drinker, nor do I go bar hopping, But this was absolutely hilarious!
2006-09-22 22:21:59 · answer #2 · answered by Lilat180 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO soooooooo true!
2006-09-22 22:19:47 · answer #3 · answered by crunkchick35 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-22 22:19:48 · answer #4 · answered by bell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋