Please hug the computer screen to signify your love for humanity.
You are hugging all the people on the internet, be they Christian, Muslim, Jew, or atheist. Your hug shows your affection and compassion for human interest, and your value of life in general.
Salam Aliakum.
2006-09-22 15:14:47 · 25 answers · asked by Tofu Jesus 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey...! Wait a minute...! You sound like an imposter...! The REAL Tofu Jesus doesn't address us in contemporary English...! What happened to the old King James Version English with the doeths, thees, and thous...?! You soooo used to crack me up when you talked like that...!
2006-09-22 15:21:15 · answer #1 · answered by KnowhereMan 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hug
2006-09-22 22:19:15 · answer #2 · answered by Shinkirou Hasukage 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Spread Chocolate Ice Cream all over your monitor to signify the sweetness and chocoliciousness you wish to offer to the world.
You are feeding all the people on the Internet, be they of normal digestion, lactose intolerant, allergic to chocolate, or diabetic. Your sharing of your ice cream shows your wish for humanity to have the desert it deserves and the tonnage that results.
Bon Apetit !!!
(Time to lick the monitor clean.)
2006-09-22 22:36:16 · answer #3 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah i feel loved! The last time i felt so much love was at a rave in South Carolina.
2006-09-22 22:23:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i have a long distance realatinship so i always feel like im making love to the computer or phone or something techical..so will hug the computer to show the world my love to them...
2006-09-22 22:21:58 · answer #5 · answered by heartzz_ablaze 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hugged twice in case I missed someone,and I prayed for all of them for good wishes and blessings.
2006-09-22 22:18:37 · answer #6 · answered by Tinkerbelle 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sooo... hard... to Love people 110%... I cannot Love my God 110% unless I Love people 110%.... I guess I will have to settle for progress and not perfection, although we all are perfect just as we are.
2006-09-22 22:23:18 · answer #7 · answered by Richard15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hugs to my Religion friends!
hehehe
2006-09-22 22:16:27 · answer #8 · answered by Whatever 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's a bit hard to hug my laptop screen, but I get your drift...
2006-09-22 22:18:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
H: i am not hugging my computer
jim darwin: who asked you to?
H: tofu jesus who else
jim darwin: oh ryan
jim darwin: he lives in wisconsin
jim darwin: hes a good guy
jim darwin: his tofu jesus thing sucks
jim darwin: whats up
2006-09-22 22:29:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋