A girl takes her boyfriend to her apartment; They go in the bedroom and immediately she suggests to do the 69.
"¿What hell is that?", the boyfriend asks her
The girl, realizing that he does not know explains to him
"I put my head between your legs and you put yours between mine".
And without knowing still of what was she speaking of, but didn't want to ruin the moment, he agrees. In that precious moment when they were in the postion, a devastating fart comes out the girl's a s s
The boyfriend, coughing falls out of the bed. The girl, ashamed, says it will not happend again and get in the position once more and when about to start, another sick fart comes out of her a s s
The boy raises without saying nothing and begins to get dressed.
"¿What happend to you, why you go?"
"¡If you think that I am going to smell 67 more you are fuking crazy!!"
2006-09-22 15:03:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was too funny I am about to tell that to my husband. LOL
2006-09-22 15:06:21 · answer #1 · answered by sweetlee725 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but that joke is very old. Here's one for you. I wrote this one back in 1972. It was funny then and still funny.
A commercial airplane left from England to the United States, halfway across the pond the plane lost two engines. The pilot made this announcement: Ladies and gentlemen we have lost two engines and the only way we can make it to America is to get rid of as much excess weight as we can so I’m taking the plane down to a safe altitude so we can open the doors and get rid of all unnecessary baggage, Well, all the passengers threw all their baggage out the door.
The Pilot then said: Thank you but I still don’t think it is enough, so I’m going to have to ask for volunteers to jump off the plane.
A British man jumped out of his seat and headed for the door, as he jumped he yelled: “God save the Queen.”
A Frenchman jumped out of his seat and headed for the door and as he jumped he yelled: “Viva La France”
A big man from Texas, not to be outdone by a Brit and a Frenchman headed down the aisle towards the door, as he reached the door he reached down and grabbed two Mexicans and as he threw them out the door he yelled: “Remember the Alamo”
Come on that’s funny, and just a joke!
2006-09-22 17:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by basscatcher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not long ago, I was dying for one of those things myself, when I met a serene wiccan. When I told her of my desire, she took pity on me and cast a spell.
About a month later I was wandering the same wooded hills on a star crazy moonlit night and I perchanced to come upon the same fascinating creature.
"So, how did you fare on your quest?" she asked with a shy smile.
"So far, about once this month," I mumbled.
"Most people do a lot better," she said quizzically.
"Well," I grinned, "It's not bad for a minister in a small town, that doesn't own a car!"
2006-09-22 15:57:25 · answer #3 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was like a car accident. I know I shouldn't have looked, but I was too intrigued to turn away.
2006-09-22 15:09:10 · answer #4 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa thats kinda funny and wierd and funny and wierd at the same time
2006-09-22 15:06:50 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha!! That is the funniest thing I have heard in ages!! I am crying it is so funny.
2006-09-22 15:10:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prefer a nice long 68- that's where he does me and I owe him one!
2006-09-22 15:05:47 · answer #7 · answered by angelofdreams19881 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Nice one
2006-09-22 15:07:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2006-09-22 15:06:36 · answer #9 · answered by ladyluckinor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!Nice one
2006-09-22 15:05:51 · answer #10 · answered by azizka93 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋