FSM think about the whole 'christian god' thing? Will he forgive those tempted by the Giant Meatball of Doom leading them down the wrong path or will he withdraw their beer volcano and stripper in the afterlife?
2006-09-22 14:59:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sparki..he used to have 3. Then one disobeyed him and called him 'poo poo wa wa face.' so he cast him down into the lake of spaghetti sauce....duh?
2006-09-22 15:03:29 · update #1
FSM thinks it's cool that they have their own thing. Just... as long as they don't bother anyone about it. Live, let live, let believe, etc etc.
2006-09-22 15:03:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Elmo, you are a blooming heretic. Perhaps you forget that the Flying Spaghetti Monster himself, pasta be on him, has two meatballs in His Noodly structure?
2006-09-22 22:02:13 · answer #2 · answered by Sparkiplasma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what your problem is...u r weird and you shouldn't be making fun of other's beliefs!!! Christians desreve no persecution but we get it. The bible says we will face it but you are crazy and this question is stupid and irrelivant
2006-09-22 22:02:41 · answer #3 · answered by em_bim23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After the "repulsive bible video" question, I had better hopes for your next question.
Questioning spirituality is healthy, being silly about it accomplishes nothing except to give others a bad perception of you.
2006-09-22 22:05:32 · answer #4 · answered by ©2009 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love you, even if you hate God. I still have the ability of prayer, and I will pray a special one tonight just for you, after all you need it!
2006-09-22 22:09:08 · answer #5 · answered by scorpion 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I believe the Gospel mentions that the faithless will be transformed into penguins and cast into antartica, which is pastafarianist hell.
2006-09-22 22:06:43 · answer #6 · answered by Shinkirou Hasukage 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It sounds like you really care about what happens to people. Good for you.
2006-09-22 22:02:01 · answer #7 · answered by Richard15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beware or the mighty midgets in the forest or else you will reap it!!! Mark my words!
2006-09-22 22:00:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I predict you will be receiving hate mail and malicious reportings soon. That has been my experience anyway.
Keep up the good work!
2006-09-22 22:06:11 · answer #9 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I studied your question,and honestly,I could not understood
it. Perhaps I am dumb or you are making a joke.
2006-09-22 22:13:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋