Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!"
The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".
2006-09-22 14:06:11 · 23 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Or maybe dinner and a movie?
:)
2006-09-22 14:08:05 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heeheeheeheeheehee!
2006-09-22 14:07:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was hoping to come here to find a really great joke to start off my weekend.....you did it pal !! That was an awesome joke !! Have a great weekend!!
2006-09-22 18:28:17 · answer #3 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya noe i don really get the pet him first part wth
2006-09-22 14:36:13 · answer #4 · answered by Cutie Princess101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2006-09-22 14:25:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEhe that is one for the boss
2006-09-22 15:04:06 · answer #6 · answered by ladyluckinor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahaha that was gross but funny
u surely makes may morning bright. yes, im on the other side of the world. thanks a lot and keep it up
^_^
2006-09-22 14:36:59 · answer #7 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.....Thanks for the LOL.
2006-09-22 14:24:58 · answer #8 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha eewww hahaha ewww hahaha
2006-09-22 16:11:18 · answer #9 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa!! LOL. LOL. Oooh! Igloo!!
2006-09-24 04:16:52 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋