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Latest telephone poll results on whether or not people in the United
States think illegal immigration is a serious problem:

41%: "Yes, it is a serious problem."

59%: "No habla inglés."

2006-09-22 14:05:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Immigration

I didn't make it up - just got it in my email.

Joe - that's funny!

2006-09-22 14:16:36 · update #1

Golden - you're right. I'm in an agricultural area about 20 minutes north of the Mexico border. I wouldn't like to pick the produce. Summers are around 120 degrees - more than I could handle.

2006-09-22 14:24:24 · update #2

18 answers

got damn shorty by far thats a pretty funny as$ joke, and thats coming from a latino himself... my turn let me try ok.! ok.! here it goes.. a mexican and a black guy are in a car, whos driving?? the cop, haha get it the cop is driving and the two minorities are in the back..hahahahahhahahah!!!!!

2006-09-22 14:12:34 · answer #1 · answered by Joe O 1 · 8 0

That's funny.actually use to use that last line on telemarketers hoping they would leave me alone,but unfortunately now that they hired more bilingual workers that doesn't work anymore.which is such a major bummer for me.

2006-09-22 23:11:08 · answer #2 · answered by Nexus K 4 · 2 0

It's cute. Not too many people have a sense of humor around here. I liked it, though.

2006-09-23 01:24:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Do you want to spend 16 hours a day picking produce for $30 dollars a day????? The only work that Illegals can get is the work that noone wants for pay thats is too low??? Our farmers need workers that can harvest the crops, so that they can make a profit. This makes produce available in our local markets, and affordable.

2006-09-22 21:19:17 · answer #4 · answered by golden_retriever4u 2 · 1 7

I think it sounds about right.

2006-09-22 21:24:09 · answer #5 · answered by willievanillie 2 · 3 1

Just because they don't speak English, doesn't mean they would necessarily be speaking Spanish...you can pick a myriad of languages for your punchline.

2006-09-22 21:14:59 · answer #6 · answered by Carol R 7 · 2 5

good one. I needed a good laugh.

2006-09-22 21:20:40 · answer #7 · answered by Mona 4 · 3 1

"No hablo inglés" (first person since you are quoting)

snicker

2006-09-22 21:11:49 · answer #8 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 1 3

hahhahaah sooo true!!

2006-09-22 22:49:44 · answer #9 · answered by curious 5 · 2 0

thats funny...

2006-09-22 21:07:43 · answer #10 · answered by Yahoolian 3 · 5 0

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