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The FSM is real!!!

RAmen

2006-09-22 13:48:58 · answer #1 · answered by Whatever 5 · 0 6

I'm a born-again Christian and I have never heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster till now.
I just did a search on "Flying Spaghetti Monster" and got 645,000 hits, then I searched on "Jesus the Christ" and got 595,000 hits, but when searched on "Jesus" I got 183,000,000 hits. So really unless I know what you are basing your question on I can't answer 100%.

2006-09-22 21:06:27 · answer #2 · answered by Eric M 3 · 0 1

why cant they? i find it impossibly hard to not believe.

just look at all the wonders that the FSM has made? all over the world also they are making spaghetti or noodles of some kind... how can people deny the existence of the FSM? can science prove it wrong? can the cristian god be more real? considering the staggering amounts of evidence?

RAmen

2006-09-22 20:55:56 · answer #3 · answered by lnfrared Loaf 6 · 0 1

well I don't believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster (said as a child would :P)
:)

amusing distraction

2006-09-22 20:50:45 · answer #4 · answered by Noble Angel 6 · 2 1

Who pray tell is the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Where are his churches, his followers, and consecrated? Christ is by far more worshipped sir.

2006-09-22 20:52:37 · answer #5 · answered by hiddenforlove 1 · 2 1

I have seen the Flying Spaghetti Monster feed a poor family of 4 lets see Jesus do that

2006-09-22 20:50:35 · answer #6 · answered by YankyMyWanky 1 · 1 6

I don't really think people ACTUALLY beleive in the spaghetti thing... they just say they to because its funnier than jesus. I mean a crown of thorns is pretty Un-funny.

2006-09-22 20:49:28 · answer #7 · answered by B Sizzle! 1 · 3 1

for those of you who think that the flying spaghetti monster isnt widely believed, then why do they have fsm car emblems?

2006-09-22 21:26:12 · answer #8 · answered by lostcause8436 3 · 0 1

Don't you have anything better to do?

For God's sake. Life is serious. Cut the crap. Believers may be superstitious idiots sometimes, but at least they're in earnest about what matters most to human beings: life, love, and meaning. Why are you mocking them when you have nothing to offer?

Is your f*cking FSM going to comfort my neighbors whose child is dying of cancer? Is it going to comfort me when my life and everything I hold dear is falling to pieces? At least the Christians try.

Just STFU.

2006-09-22 20:53:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Praise The Flying Spaghetti Monster, pasta be upon him.

RAmen!!

2006-09-22 20:50:58 · answer #10 · answered by Sparkiplasma 4 · 1 4

What the heck!!! Are you talking about three year olds or adults?
I for one don't believe in Monsters of any sort.

2006-09-22 20:55:14 · answer #11 · answered by Linda R 6 · 0 1

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