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How could any man be so stupid as to marry someone, not shag her, and then be happy when she's pregnant and says "Darling! It's the son of God!!!!" He was a first class **** if ever I heard of one!! Ha ha!!

2006-09-22 13:03:12 · 21 answers · asked by Suzanne M 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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blasphemy the Catholic Church would burn you alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-22 13:04:47 · answer #1 · answered by Stephanie D 3 · 0 0

You know when you are kids they say you only pick on someone if you like them, sometimes I find this true in adults as well. All the atheists keep bashing Christians for what we believe, it's just because inside they are just scared little kids and don't want to admit that we are right, and God does exists.

God Bless You All, we will be praying that you truly find peace.

2006-09-22 13:23:46 · answer #2 · answered by creeklops 5 · 1 0

Joseph was obediant to God. He was one of the best Father's on earth. To call him a ****. Well when someone points one finger, don't forget that there are three fingers pointing back at you. Takes one to know one (****). Those who laughs last, laughs best. Heeee Heeee Heeee.

2006-09-22 13:31:32 · answer #3 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0 0

Why if you don;t believe it do you talk about it? Why waste your time? Maybe it's becuase you don't want people to think that you believe it, but you really are looking for the people out there who will confront your question with mercy and compassion and give you an honest answer. If you really didnt like the idea of Jesus or anything in the Bible, then you wouldn't waste your time and effort on it.

2006-09-22 13:11:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You know, you don't have to believe it, but stop being so vulgar about it. You are an idiot. You should look inot faith sometime. You should also look into morality and decency.

By the way, it was meant to be taken as literal. It was not a metaphor. And it did really happen, it is part of the history of the world.

2006-09-22 13:06:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Read the narratives in Matthew and Luke. Angels must get tired of saying, "Do not be afraid." It seems that seeing one had a major impact on these peoples' lives. If one told you things were OK, you'd believe him too... after you pulled yourself off the chandelier ;-)

2006-09-22 13:09:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Maybe he wasn't a dumbass, maybe he had her checked and found everything in place....stone the crows....how could it be if not divine intervention?

2006-09-22 13:27:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a angel told him and god son come talk about every night he a friend like a father and i love him

2006-09-22 13:07:05 · answer #8 · answered by rnd1938 3 · 2 1

We have a winner!!!!!! Here she is folks the dumbest person on planet earth... for all of you non-believers here is undeniable proof of an I. Q. lower than that of a protozoan

2006-09-22 13:10:35 · answer #9 · answered by 57chevy 3 · 2 1

The virgin birth is a common religious metaphor to express an awakening of consciousness whereby one's identity is not seen as limited to the body/individuality. It's NOT to be taken as literal.

2006-09-22 13:06:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 4

It was Roger the Lodger, by Gawd!

2006-09-22 13:05:33 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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