Please finish this limerick for me.?

Question

I am fond of Philosophy--very--
But the textbook's too Weighty to carry.

I have been unable to finish this one for about twenty years. Anyone else want to have a try??

Answer 1

I am fond of Philosophy--very--
But the textbook's too Weighty to carry.
So I bought me a horse
(to carry it , of course)
now, of textbooks, the horse is quite wary.

I am fond of Philosophy--very--
But the textbook's too Weighty to carry.
so I switch left to right
to make it seem light
now my biceps really look scary.

I am fond of Philosophy--very--
But the textbook's too Weighty to carry.
so I asked of my friend
if a hand he would lend
he said "I'm too busy, ask Harry".

Answer 2

I am fond of Philosophy--very--
But the textbook's too Weighty to carry.
I just want to be smart.
But don't want to drag them in a cart.
Ah Ha--A husband I'll just need to marry!

Answer 3

Please finish this limerick for me.?
I am fond of Philosophy--very--
But the textbook's too Weighty to carry
So to lighten the load
As I walk down the road
I let it be carried by Terry

Answer 4

You don't have an established rhythm to your poem. Therefore, whatever else you attempt to add to it will sound lumpy and disorganized.
If you wish to keep the part about philosophy, well...
I've always been fond of philosophy
But the textbook's too heavy, you see.
You can start with that, and simply find words that rhyme with "see" and "phy" to finish the limerick.

Answer 5

I am fond of Philosophy--very--
But the textbook's too weighty to carry.
I told my professor about my snafu,
He said, "I have a simple solution for you..."
"Memorizing it would make you extraordinary!"

I am fond of Philosophy--very--
But the textbook's too weighty to carry.
I'll put it to bed,
And take up the weight set instead,
Then I won't be such a fairy.

Answer 6

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Answer 7

That does not even follow the limerick rhythm. No wonder you could not end it.

Answer 8

I keep trying and trying, but only end up crying--
when it's only a rich man I want to marry!

Answer 9

i dunno how to end that one
but i have a better one

the once was a poet named Roo
who's limericks stopped at line two

Answer 10

huh?