Would you get mad? Would you smell it? Would you LAUGH??
What would you do.
And what if he brought along his wife Mary Magdalene? A fat, toothless and foul-smelling pig, with harelip, armpit hair and yello toenails??
Would you celebrate LOVE while seeing them kissing, and with drool strings?
2006-09-22 12:55:23 · 11 answers · asked by foundationshaker 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Might be a healing fart
2006-09-22 12:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by zap 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I bet your description of Mary, is really the description of your WIFE. From looking at your face, it has surely been farted on. When someone hides behind a mask it tells me two things. Either he is up to no good, or his face is so bad it has pock marks on it from all the farts that have been blown on the face. Ye Gads !! You look and sound bad and I'll bet you smell bad too. Yours is a self description !!
2006-09-22 20:08:32 · answer #2 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FORGIVE! Can you really enjoy using all the profane and decadent language to ridicule the Savior of the world? I hope that you will repent of your slander. I know Jesus will forgive you if you do. God Bless!
2006-09-22 20:37:56 · answer #3 · answered by Baracuda 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy Ronald, you'll be sending all the christians to Burger King! lmao!
2006-09-22 19:58:06 · answer #4 · answered by prometheus_unbound 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you truly have issues
Why are you such an angry person
you must be very lonely too
I pity you, you poor thing
2006-09-24 20:42:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
typical question from a clown...hence ure pix.
2006-09-22 20:01:32 · answer #6 · answered by mr_kastner 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would your face be next to his ***? Are you Gay for Christ?
2006-09-22 20:05:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would ask him to forgive you for you know now what you do---
I will pray for you my child
2006-09-22 19:58:43 · answer #8 · answered by yeppers 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Did this situation happen to you? please do nt be shy if I am in your place I will act as you did.
2006-09-22 20:00:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i will say to him bless u my son of god
2006-09-22 19:57:32 · answer #10 · answered by george p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋