a man was caught in a flash flood and had only a thin tree branch to hang onto to prevent him from being washed into the water. as the water became stronger and he began to tire, a motorboat appeared out of nowhere
'come on buddy, get in,' yelled the boatman/ 'its okay,' the man said. 'I have faith in Jesus. he will save me.' so the boat continued on and the water began to rise. when it was up to his neck another boat appeared. better get in or you’ll drown,' shouted the boatman
'no its okay,' said the man. i have faith in Jesus. he will save me.' the boatman shrugged and rowed away. by this time the water had reached the mans chin. a third boat appeared. 'this is your last chance, get in!' yelled the boatman. 'no, Jesus will save me.' the boat went off and seconds later, the man drowned
arriving in heaven he was greeted by Jesus
'hey, Jesus, I trusted in you and you let me drown! I don’t believe it!'
'neither do I. I sent three damned boats to save you.'
2006-09-22 12:40:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolz
poor idiot
2006-09-22 12:44:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. He had faith? Ahaha, he don't. He never thought those boats are heaven-sent. Ahaha. Sent by Jesus. LOL. Jesus saves in different ways. Poor guy. Very funny, indeed. Nice one this morning. I miss Y!A and this one makes me feel good. What a beautifu start. Thanks. Jesus loves me....
2006-09-22 19:46:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL Thats so funny
2006-09-22 19:44:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no i will only try to get him into the boat
2006-09-22 19:43:57 · answer #4 · answered by halol143 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-09-22 19:43:58 · answer #5 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-09-22 19:44:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! LOL!
2006-09-22 19:54:28 · answer #7 · answered by Bdazzeling 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He asked for it
2006-09-23 05:51:22 · answer #8 · answered by chad g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, I'd let him drown.
2006-09-22 19:44:12 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was funny!
2006-09-22 19:58:27 · answer #10 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋