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Why are the yanks in the Mid West so religious? Did jesus visit there sometime? God is a figment of the imagination! We Brits love takin' the p**s out of you prats!!

2006-09-22 12:35:45 · 14 answers · asked by Suzanne M 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Hey teabag, it's because of us "prats" that you don't speak German right now. Did you forget about that little part of history? By the way what's up with you teabags and your crooked *** teeth?

2006-09-22 12:45:40 · answer #1 · answered by looking for the left eye 3 · 0 0

the actual question is why does Christianity sell such slender minded perspectives on existence? the respond is by using the fact the triumphing perception device of Christianity is desperate via numerous diffused fluctuations of the time. working example, in case you visit church on a daily basis, then you extremely hear memories approximately Jesus and God and in all probability the occassional political ideology that gays are undesirable and the tip of the worldwide is coming. this thought trickles down from the effectual non secular politicians, and in spite of if your pastor isn't a bigot, as maximum of them are not, probability is he/she will have a sermon on "issues that count" consisting of abortion and homosexuality. or maybe although he will attempt and be honest approximately what he's speaking approximately, there is an very almost confident threat that he would be hitting the familiar recommendations of christianity fairly than some form of deep, profound fact. anybody is terrified of the deep, profound fact, and as a effect the triumphing team-think of mentality that emerges is the thought that they could desire to stay with the fundamentals: Jesus is super, he saves lives, and anybody would be happy in heaven. old human beings will additionally play in this phenomenon much greater, as pastors are terrified of offend candy, delicate old human beings with the aid of proclaiming that certainty could no longer be as they see it and in addition to the certainty is probably no longer as advantageous as they might want to think of. so as that they could tell a profound fact such because of the fact the Lord is interior you, in spite of if after that they are going to maximum possibly bypass to a hymn approximately Jesus and how lots he loves us. So in fact the message of Christianity won't in any respect get handed a pg-13 or elemantary college score. The turn facet is speedy hellism and revelations regarding the tip of the worldwide, that's enjoying on anybody's worry.

2016-10-15 07:44:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Most of them are raised by religious idiots who have no clue. The real bible belt is located in the south i.e. Alabama,Mississippi, Georgia, etc. These people are also raised by religious idiots. The truth is most people in this area have never used there brain to figure out anything. They are kinda like all the other religious zelots who populate the rest of the world.

2006-09-22 12:42:59 · answer #3 · answered by pokerking_pokergod 1 · 0 1

I consider myself spritual, Im no Jesus worshipper, 100% Pagan with no Christian additives.

I also live in Texas part of the bible belt (screams)

2006-09-22 12:39:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think they tightened their bible belts a little too tightly, all the blood got stuck in their heads, and they're hallucinating like crazy -- makes 'em all think they see jesus on their car dashboards :)
Don't judge all us yanks by those nutcases, ok?

2006-09-22 12:37:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

We just try to ignore the midwestern rednecks. Even other Americans are aware that their intelligence is below average. Don't talk to people like them. They don't reflect real Americans. Surprisingly, our president is from that area and he is the worst president we have ever had. Talk to people who live in important, large cities or live near the coast.

2006-09-22 12:41:33 · answer #6 · answered by some guy 3 · 0 1

People around there drill and beat the bibble into them as children..... so they eather grow up being fuddies or they freak out and move away.....lol

thats just my guess.

2006-09-22 12:38:49 · answer #7 · answered by CrazyCat 5 · 0 0

We will PRAY for you----- Jesus did visit us and always does! It is your right to not believe and it is our right to believe. God is not a figment of my imagination. You must have satan working through you. I am sorry about that, we will pray for you-------GOD is great! AMEN to that!

2006-09-22 12:41:55 · answer #8 · answered by yeppers 5 · 1 1

ROFLMAO
you tried twice 1776 and 1812
you want to try again?

You have no knowledge of your own history! try to learn some!

2006-09-22 15:34:12 · answer #9 · answered by Grandreal 6 · 0 0

yes he did me and him had a long talk the other night we talk about thing u don't understand u ask i talk him every night wish u could

2006-09-22 12:41:21 · answer #10 · answered by rnd1938 3 · 0 0

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