A BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER
WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN.
HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS THIS MORNING WHEN YOU LEFT
YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?"
THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS
OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED. WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS
> PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP. HE
> ZIPPED UP AND REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAD TOLD HIM, FINALLY
> UNDERSTOOD. THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE
> FROM HIS SECRETARY.
>
> WHEN HE REACHED HER DESK, HE SAID "WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN
> DID YOU SEE MY EXPEDITION PARKED IN THERE?" THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A
> MOMENT AND SAID "NO BOSS I DIDN'T, ALL I SAW WAS A MINI COOPER WITH
> 2 FLAT TIRES"
2006-09-22 12:33:48 · 13 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny!!!!!!!!! I will have to remember this one for work.
2006-09-22 12:36:21 · answer #1 · answered by scarlettohara1861 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha lmao @ 2 flat tiers haaaa
2006-09-22 19:40:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2006-09-22 19:36:27 · answer #3 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-22 19:36:14 · answer #4 · answered by genji 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny!
I have to tell my friends that one!!
2006-09-22 20:02:19 · answer #5 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good i like very funny
2006-09-22 19:40:24 · answer #6 · answered by johnny p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny
2006-09-22 20:14:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's funny! LOL.
2006-09-24 11:22:22 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww
2006-09-22 19:56:17 · answer #9 · answered by halol143 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, funny
2006-09-23 11:33:40 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋