My friends always screw at around at the mall and use retarded pick up lines, but none of them ever work, which ones usually work
2006-09-22 12:13:19 · 9 answers · asked by Chosen One 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Hey, baby. I couldn't help noticing that you have a full set of teeth.
2006-09-22 12:17:00 · answer #1 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't think any pick up lines work because the people who use them always come off as unoriginal jerks and this might sound really retarted but just be yourself because that works (most of the time)
2006-09-22 19:17:45 · answer #2 · answered by Coke-n-Snickers 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
And, you must admit, that after the nuclear holocaust, we will still be trying to score some nookie with all the mutants running around. Here are some of my favorite post-nuclear-holocaust pickup lines:
* I love what you've done with what's left of your hair.
* You have the most lovely eye.
* That scar on your back looks like an angel!
Have an awesome weekend, peeps!
2006-09-22 19:18:14 · answer #3 · answered by Green G 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good luck. It depends on the person you are trying to pick up and the mood that person is in. For instance, a friend of mine went home with a guy who said "Like peanut butter? Wanna F*&#$?
I don't know many who would have gone for that.
2006-09-22 19:19:37 · answer #4 · answered by michrfoster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Screw the pick up lines, just be yourself and leave the lines to the losers out there who don't get dates for this very reason. Treat girls like people, not like objects. "Hi" and "How are you?" seem to be real winners though....
2006-09-22 19:32:36 · answer #5 · answered by darksideofthemoon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try selling mustache rides for thirty cents and offer a discount for first time buyers LOL!
2006-09-22 19:18:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
make it funny.
excuse me for asking and im not making a pass but you must be leaving the country if your packing that much aZZ.
lol
2006-09-22 19:18:13 · answer #7 · answered by beth s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well usually this, it always works for me and i am one of the most profitable pimps on the earth. " " it always works use it!
2006-09-22 19:16:37 · answer #8 · answered by stewcat123 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is that a mirror in your pocket ??....cuz I can see myself in your pants.... (works every time -NOT )
2006-09-22 19:17:36 · answer #9 · answered by shasta 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋