Jeff Foxworthy had all of those southern words...such as a witchaditcha...ex)"you didn't bring Bob witchaditcha" get it...what were some of the others?
2006-09-22 11:51:48 · 10 answers · asked by neon49 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Supposed to be Jeff Foxworthy...
2006-09-22 11:56:02 · update #1
mayonaise - mayonaise alot of people here tonight.
initiate- my wife ate a hamburger initiate a bag of potato chips
2006-09-22 20:50:32 · answer #1 · answered by Babygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy walks into bar carrying big bag, and bartender immediately asks what's in the bag. The guy takes out small piano and bottle, as he explains how he was walking through this alley and kicked this bottle and out pop a genie; while this happened foot tall pianist crawled out of the bag and stated to play. After strange look guy says, "You put it on floor and kick it. Sure enough a genie appeared, and granted bartender one wish. "I want million bucks." In seconds the place was totally filled with dead ducks. Guy thanks bartender, and explains, "That genie must be deaf. Do you really think I asked for foot long pianist. It's said radio DJ came in that night and asked for a hefty trip to Spain.
2006-09-22 19:30:40 · answer #2 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wanna hear a dirty joke?
bob fell in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
bob took a bath with bubbles.
wanna hear a dirty joke?
bubbles was the girl next door.
2006-09-22 18:53:35 · answer #3 · answered by Kee-wee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee.
2006-09-22 19:00:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kee wee looks like a wee wee hehe
2006-09-22 18:58:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kee-wee is funny LMAO!!
2006-09-22 18:54:21 · answer #6 · answered by Tank D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
look in the mirror and there's the joke
2006-09-22 18:54:04 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. DeVine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the redneck version of sensuous: sensuous up, go get me a beer!!!
2006-09-22 19:01:24 · answer #8 · answered by my other screen name is royalty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eorupean.= eropean on my boots. hammer= do you want hammer turkey.
2006-09-22 19:07:03 · answer #9 · answered by green day fan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.. funny
2006-09-22 19:08:27 · answer #10 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋