2006-09-22 10:54:07 · 25 answers · asked by Unknown 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would find my Bible and show them the Commandment that says 'You shall not make a false idol'. Then I would proceed to make sauerkraut out of the cabbage, all the while praying that my child is given mercy for their digression from the Word. They could say grace.
What possessed you to ask such a strange question?
2006-09-22 12:04:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First i would hug my son, tell him everything will be okay. I will then go into the kitchen, put a pan on the stove. Take about a couple of grams of butter, and then place my palm onto the pan with the butter and then leave till golden brown. After that, id wait till he was asleep, have intercourse with his cabbage and then write a poem about its beauty. Thats when my acid trip will end and i vow next time to stick to Hash.
2006-09-22 11:04:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell then they are silly, and tell them to thank the good Lord for providing the cabbage, take it into the kitchen and scarf ice it for the dinner salad. Be sure to do the ritual good, use a very sharp clean knife and Praise the Lord.
2006-09-22 10:58:12 · answer #3 · answered by kickinupfunf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same thing I'd say if I found them worshipping a dead carpenter. "Would you rather stay here and mess with that nonsense, or go to Dairy Queen for a banana split?" If the kid says "no" to the banana split then their mom will have some explaining to do about the kid's paternity.
2006-09-22 11:03:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GET YOUR HEAD OFF THE ALTAR!!!
get it? head of cabbage?
actually, I'm really not sure. I am totally for individual expression and all the requisite whoopla, but I'm also fairly traditional when it comes to things such as Idolatry. I suppose I'd talk to him, attempt to reason, then shove my foot up his...
I know, it's horrible, but it's honest...
I mean, why couldn't he have brought home a nice gay?
2006-09-22 10:58:04 · answer #5 · answered by full_tilt_boogie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would explain to them that cabbage is symbol of self-improvement and personal growth and encourage them to go after that.
Then pickle or ferment the cabbage with fruitsugar and use it as a probiotic..
Love
2006-09-22 11:03:20 · answer #6 · answered by Paradise Regained 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is the service almost over? It's time to get the cabbage in the pot.
2006-09-22 11:12:27 · answer #7 · answered by tea cup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think i'd be able to say anything. i tend to be pretty tolerant of religious beliefs, but i would laugh really hard if somebody worshipped cabbage. what am i, saint rachel?
2006-09-22 10:59:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh and ask them if they wanted to make coleslaw. How old is this child???
2006-09-22 10:56:03 · answer #9 · answered by SweetD 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop that, right now, I am planning on making slaw for supper.
2006-09-22 10:55:51 · answer #10 · answered by Linda M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋