3 blokes walking down the street to the pub, their names are 'sh1t', 'manners' and 'mind your own business'..
Their messing around and 'sh1t' trips over bangs his head and gets unconscious, so 'manners' stays with him and the other goes and find help. He finds a policeman and explains that his friend has fallen over and needs help, the policeman asks him whats your name, guy says 'mind your own business'.. police asks again... whats your name? 'mind your own business' police gets annoyed now.. where's your manners?!
- round the corner picking up sh1t!
2006-09-22 10:35:00 · 27 answers · asked by happy soul 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2006-09-22 11:29:46 · answer #1 · answered by SPEED DEMON 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not for about 30 years
2006-09-22 17:37:44 · answer #2 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i will give you a better on on nearly the same level as a four year old. Man in Santa uniform going to work at department store in his own car. Police stops him for speeding. Asks his name. He answers politely, and is just about to get his license out, when he says John Smith, the policemen said, pull the other one, not wishing to be late for work, the man says Santa Clause, the policemen says....thats better....all i can do for you mate...
2006-09-22 20:26:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow took me back some years - reminded me of the first dirty joke I ever heard about a girl called Fukerarda and that was in the 50's
2006-09-23 02:05:43 · answer #4 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard that in a long time! It's really funny! Had totally forgotten it!! Brilliant.
2006-09-22 17:38:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke its funny
2006-09-22 18:07:57 · answer #6 · answered by danni.k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it about twenty years ago. No offence but it wasn't funny then either.
2006-09-22 17:38:27 · answer #7 · answered by chris_ninety1 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Childish, childish
2006-09-23 06:33:49 · answer #8 · answered by Smart_Guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I've heard it. No, it isn't funny or clever. D-, Must try harder.
2006-09-22 17:43:15 · answer #9 · answered by Joker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, many, many years ago, and it hasen't improved one iota!
2006-09-22 19:31:19 · answer #10 · answered by stand@btinternet.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny, never had heard it before, cool dude
2006-09-22 17:45:02 · answer #11 · answered by cool dude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋