one day Adam thought it was time to ask god a question or two
Adam: 'lord, why did you make eve so beautiful? her beauty baffles me.'
god: 'so you will always want to look at her.'
Adam: and why, lord, is eves skin so soft?'
god: so you will always want to touch her
Adam: 'that’s wonderful, lord. but why oh why, did you make that girl so darned stupid?'
god: 'why, that’s simple Adam. it was so she would love you.’
2006-09-22 10:33:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did God give Eve to Adam? So he'd have someone to be with after Monday Night Football!
2006-09-22 12:19:49 · answer #1 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like that thats funny. god gave eve to adam so he wouldnt b alone and he would have comapanionship, god did nt created man or woman to be alone but to b 2gether.
2006-09-22 17:36:42 · answer #2 · answered by smiley283 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did God make adam?... So he can change the light bulb....
this was cute!
2006-09-22 17:35:52 · answer #3 · answered by 1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So Adam would have Eve to 'rib' him for the rest of his days! ha ha ha
Snarf! I really dislike that stupid garden story!
2006-09-22 17:37:43 · answer #4 · answered by mama T 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ah.. simple times in those days.
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2006-09-22 17:35:41 · answer #5 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He wanted grandkids. He was bored.
2006-09-22 17:34:42 · answer #6 · answered by kmankman4321 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So he would have someone to procreate with
2006-09-22 17:34:51 · answer #7 · answered by valgal115 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he didnt, the bible you read was written by a man!
2006-09-22 17:36:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats prety funny but still kinda stupid and it's not a question, and you might get some quakers a shakin mad!
2006-09-22 17:36:02 · answer #9 · answered by Lucas R 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
to make some babies
2006-09-22 18:10:18 · answer #10 · answered by Surfer_69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋