i smell ***
2006-09-22 13:41:53
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answered by captianameriscape 1
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"I never wear these anyway, but I just HAD to prove that I could do SOMETHING worthwhile and intelligent!"
"I got tired of being accused of being a liar, so I decided this was the best way to 'c*m clean' !!!"
"One size fits all....GUYS!"
"I KNEW I couldn't keep 'Victoria's Secret' for ever!"
"You think THESE were bad? You should see the sheets on my bed! What's that? You DID....last night? Oh yeah! I guess I SHOULD clean those too, before we 'dirty them' AGAIN, huh?"
"My best friend works at the local laundromat, and since I needed to stop in and use the bathroom there anyway, being the good friend that she is, she suggested I MIGHT want to clean 'yesterday's news' off them!"
"Accuse ME of being a good for nothing slutty PANTY WAIST, will ya? HMMMPH! I guess I showed all of you! Now, who's next?"
"Well, all the ladies at church SAID I needed to 'clean up my act'! Isn't this what they meant?"
"Actually, I thought I'd get in the "Christmas spirit" early this year, so I decided to donate these to a local charity organization that specializes in helping struggling street walkers called "Whores-R-Us"! Think they'll appreciate my generousity?
2006-09-22 18:43:38
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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Recently I overheard two co-workers, the first of which was training the other one.
* Co-Worker #1: "A boolean variable has two possible values: true or false."
* Co-Worker #2: "Umm...true?"
2006-09-22 17:29:42
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answer #3
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answered by ♫ sf_ca ღ 4
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wow I know a girl that probably sang that before
2006-09-22 17:24:15
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answer #4
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answered by lovely 3
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He ha ha.
2006-09-22 17:23:46
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answer #5
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answered by Nicole 4
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thats got to be the gayest thing i have ever heard
2006-09-22 17:23:44
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answer #6
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answered by mercedesofladies34 2
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mmmmmmmmmmmm
2006-09-22 17:24:07
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answer #7
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answered by samdrian 4
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not funny in the least.
2006-09-22 17:23:19
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answer #8
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answered by mojo2093@sbcglobal.net 5
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WISHY WISHY WHAT THE @#%$
2006-09-22 17:24:54
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answer #9
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answered by droid 4
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ur an idiot
2006-09-22 18:23:49
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answered by love_thebeach 3
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dont get it sorry
2006-09-22 17:24:19
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answered by JAMES OY 3
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