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A Chevy Suburban is seen traveling very fast down this curvy road with 5 lawyers inside.
The cars tires are squeeling as they round the corners.

Pretty soon the driver misses a turn and the car is about to go off the cliff.

What is wrong with this picture?












The Chevy Suburban seats 8.

2006-09-22 10:13:33 · 16 answers · asked by creskin 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

I LOVE LAWYER JOKES.......the more crude they are the better.


I think my lawyers paid off his student loans with the money I gave him............................ and he was a worthless !@#$%&*......Thanks for letting me share

2006-09-22 10:24:00 · answer #1 · answered by Annie R 5 · 0 0

The Chevy Suburban seats 8.

2006-09-22 17:16:54 · answer #2 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 0 1

Lawyers don't drive Suburbans.

2006-09-22 18:55:52 · answer #3 · answered by blulillly 2 · 0 0

took me a minute bloody english people no idea what a chevy should have in it use the other three seats for chrie blair tony blair and george bush

2006-09-22 17:16:29 · answer #4 · answered by leanne_on_line 3 · 0 0

A Suburban is a truck and not a car. Also, I think you misspelled travelling and squealing.

2006-09-22 17:17:46 · answer #5 · answered by wwbrad90 3 · 0 1

should be at least 4 more lawyers

2006-09-23 01:36:34 · answer #6 · answered by sllyjo 5 · 0 0

Funny! Why are lawyers still practicing? Can't they get it right?

2006-09-22 18:04:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There are no corners on a curvy road

2006-09-22 17:16:52 · answer #8 · answered by aliciarox 5 · 0 1

hahaha damn, what a waste. not only losing out on three more dead con-art... I mean lawyers, but the humor was wasted on the fools here who don't get it.

2006-09-22 17:18:47 · answer #9 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 1 1

Did they forgot the third row?

2006-09-22 17:17:12 · answer #10 · answered by Carlos O 4 · 0 1

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