A sailor has just returned from a 5 year voyage and goes to the red light distrect to get some entertainment. So he enters one of the establishments and says i want your most expensive sexy hooker you got. The huy at the desk says ok go sit down at the couch. The guy does and sees a bowl filled with tomatoes and starts eating one. The hooker comes in sees him and screems and runs away. The guy goes back and asks for another hooker. The counter guy tells him to go back to the couch and sit down shell be right out. So he goes back and starts another tomato. The hooker walks in screams and walks runs away. The guy is no pissed and is really desperate to have sex so he tells the counter guy he wants the cheepest one he says ok go sit down. He sits down eats a tomato and the hooker sees him and runs away screaming. Th guy now totally pissed goes to the counter and asks whats wrong with me all im doing is eating the tomatoes. The counter guy says those arnt tomatos there todays abortions
2006-09-22 10:06:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im warning you this is distubing just read peopls answers.
2006-09-22 10:11:39 · update #1
Sick-Sick-Sick........I LOVED it........Thanks!
2006-09-22 14:50:04 · answer #1 · answered by Victhechic 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes it's gross. The problem is it's not funny. Jokes have to make some sense to be funny. Why would there be anything that horrible in the waiting room at the whore house? Maybe if he wandered into an abortion clinic by mistake it might make some sense. Not much but some.
Abortion of chips...now that's funny!!!
2006-09-22 17:20:55 · answer #2 · answered by irartist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck
2006-09-23 05:59:14 · answer #3 · answered by chad g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow...
and how do the abortions look like tomatoes?
lol
2006-09-22 17:18:05 · answer #4 · answered by spoof ♫♪ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
disgusting gross yuk try this one
whats red and sticky and you can buy it from a chip shop??
abortion of chips .
2006-09-22 17:12:09 · answer #5 · answered by leanne_on_line 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha omfg! ew thats so disgusting yet soooooo funny lol
2006-09-22 17:09:39 · answer #6 · answered by polygirrrl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh man gosh dang whew
2006-09-22 17:10:39 · answer #7 · answered by Billy T 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eww thats extreamly gross!!
2006-09-22 17:10:21 · answer #8 · answered by Kim2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very disturbing yet... no wait just disturbing lol â¥
2006-09-22 17:10:31 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewww, that so gross!!
2006-09-22 17:08:14 · answer #10 · answered by rimples25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋