What do a blonde girl and a screen door have in common?
The more you bang on them the loser they get.
2006-09-22 09:52:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh fauck yeah!
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2006-09-22 09:54:28 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha
funny,
why does a blond smile up at the sky when there's lightning?
she thinks someone is taking her picture
there's this blond and she sees a sign in the door that says HIRING COPS so she goes in and does and interview with the chief cop.
COP: WHAT 2 LETTERS OF THE WEEK START WITH "T"
BLONDE: UH... TUESDAY AND THURSDAY
COP (REALLY SURPRISED SHE GOT AN ANSWER RIGHT): WHAT IS 5 TIMES 5?
BLONDE:: UM........25?
COP(MORE SURPRISED): WHO KILLED ABE LINCOLN?
BLONDE: (THINKS FOR A MINUTE): I DON'T KNOW
COP: (SMILES) WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME AND WORK ON THAT
BLONDE:OKAY!
SHE GOES OUTSIDE.
HER FRIENDS: WHAT HAPPENED?
BLONDE: I'M ALREADY WORKING ON MY FIRST MURDER CASE!!!!!
2006-09-22 17:21:42 · answer #2 · answered by buffychik1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's just WRONG! LOL
Happy to be a red.
2006-09-22 16:56:44 · answer #3 · answered by l_marie_allen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there both as thick as two short planks
2006-09-22 16:54:58 · answer #4 · answered by leanne_on_line 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alot of men go in
2006-09-22 16:56:01 · answer #5 · answered by moglie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. All right, then! LOL.
2006-09-24 11:36:08 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-09-22 16:57:39 · answer #7 · answered by Kim2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋