A man asks his girlfriend if she wants to go to the football game, because he was just given these fantastic seats right down close to the field.
She explains that she doesnt know much about football, has never been to a game, but she'll try anything once, so she'll go.
They go to the game and they cheer on their team, and the whole crowd is excited.
After the game, they go home, and the man asks, What did you think? Did you enjoy yourself?
His grilfriend replies, That is the stupidest game that I have ever seen. We were so close that I could hear the players, yelling at each other. All I kept hearing was 'Get the quarterback'.
These guys are idiots. Dont they know that its only worth 25 cents.
2006-09-22 09:47:37 · 9 answers · asked by creskin 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao☻
nice one!
women arent dumb about football,though.
2006-09-22 09:50:17 · answer #1 · answered by ♥☻karma☻♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Cost Of Woman
One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Adam?" God replies.
"Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Adam?" comes the reply from the heavens.
"Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely."
"Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a 'woman' for you."
"What's a 'woman,' Lord?"
"This 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you", replies the heavenly voice.
"Sounds great."
"She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam."
"How much will this 'woman' cost me Lord?" Adam replies.
"She'll cost you a leg, an arm, an eye, an ear, and a testicle."
Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern on his face. Finally Adam asks God, "Uh, what can I get for a rib?"
2006-09-22 09:55:20 · answer #2 · answered by jo-jo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-09-22 09:49:56 · answer #3 · answered by Swift Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie ♥
2006-09-22 09:54:02 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That is FUNNY! also can be a blonde joke.
2006-09-22 18:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another great one keep it up
2006-09-22 09:56:01 · answer #6 · answered by badDoug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, but most women aren't that stupid anymore!
2006-09-22 09:55:22 · answer #7 · answered by Not the one for you! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha...
2006-09-22 09:49:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay
2006-09-22 16:10:32 · answer #9 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋