a jewish man meets his non jewish friend one friday for lunch
non jew: 'so, you can't eat shellfish, anything with a split hoof or any animal that chews its cud?'
jew: 'right.'
non jew: 'well, what if a horses hooves were magically unsplit? could you eat a horse then?'
jew: 'hmm, i guess so.'
non jew: 'you mean you could eat a WHOLE horse?'
2006-09-22 09:43:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if the jew wasn't cheap enough to buy the horse.
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2006-09-22 09:45:48 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know I could not but my little brother who is 7 will eat anything and i mean anything. Plus he won't gain an ounce!
2006-09-22 17:10:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anime Master 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
horses don't have split hooves and they don't chew cuds. come to think of it, they live on land, so I'm pretty sure they're not shellfish, either. retard.
2006-09-22 17:04:22 · answer #3 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stupid joke. Sorry it didn't even give me a smile.
2006-09-22 16:46:16 · answer #4 · answered by ManOfTheHour 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe â¥
2006-09-22 17:36:56 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
humor lacking
2006-09-22 16:47:10 · answer #6 · answered by aggravatingprick 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not funny...
2006-09-22 17:02:38 · answer #7 · answered by If you build it, they will come. 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋