The signs are all there people! His ability to roundhouse kick at will, his extremely macho beard, his flair for selling fitness equipment, etc.For all you non believers, you will face an eternity of roundhouse kicks to the face, while watching reruns of Jack Van Impe Presents. (arguably the worst show ever aired on television)
2006-09-22 09:19:40 · 7 answers · asked by completewasteofoxygen 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hun,, when will somebody tell u u make no sence
2006-09-22 09:22:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually God is distinct from Chuck Norris. Nonetheless Chuck Norris is God's gift to us all. Norris and God go back all the way to the beginning. When baby Jesus was born, Chuck Norris was the fourth wiseman. Norris brought baby Jesus the gift of beard. Jesus wore this gift proudly until his dying day. The other wisemen were so PO'd about this favoritism that they had all references to Chuck Norris removed from the bible. Soon after that they were all found dead of roundhouse kicks.
2006-09-22 11:35:45 · answer #2 · answered by Sass B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If he is God, He could have picked a nicer face. Of course maybe it's been roundhouse kicked a few times along the way to perfection.
2006-09-22 09:22:38 · answer #3 · answered by doktordbel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris =)
2006-09-22 09:29:58 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris and his wife are Born Again Christians....I would be careful what you say about God's people.
2006-09-22 09:27:40 · answer #5 · answered by bandaidgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what they say Chuck Norris doesnt sleep he waits
2006-09-22 09:21:56 · answer #6 · answered by Muff 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And this is worth publishing because...?
2006-09-22 09:21:49 · answer #7 · answered by chico2149 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋