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A man walks into an adult store.

I'd like to see the inflatable dolls.

Would you like the Christian version or the Muslim version?

Oh, I dont know. What's the difference?

Well the muslim version blows itself up.

2006-09-22 09:04:53 · 25 answers · asked by creskin 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

ok it shouldnt be funny but **** me it is well done!!! gonna use that in the pub

2006-09-22 10:01:40 · answer #1 · answered by leanne_on_line 3 · 0 0

Uh, ok. How about NO. That is so not even close to funny. It's racist and I find it quite rude. Why is it that when a non-Muslim kills someone or blows up a building their religion is not taken into consideration, let alone mentioned? Also, those people who 'call' themselves Muslims and do horrific acts are NOT Mulisms. Islam is about peace, not war. I think you should go rot to death in a hole for posting this joke. Or better yet, go shoot yourself.

2006-09-22 19:40:29 · answer #2 · answered by dookiedookiepooo11 2 · 0 0

Oh your funny!!! On the other hand why would anyone want a Muslim Version as there P- ssy is probably sewn shut and a person probably couldn't get the full benefit out of it....

2006-09-22 09:09:05 · answer #3 · answered by Scott 6 · 1 0

i imagine if it truly is achieved with discretion it truly is positive. If it extremely does bypass over the toddlers' head, i don't have a situation. The Ice Age videos--the writers there do not get that you're able to have a male anatomy comic tale with out making it so a 6 year previous receives it.

2016-11-23 15:43:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

That is so rude! Not all Muslims are terrorists, you know! You should respect people for their differences.

2006-09-22 09:07:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I understand it's incorrect to call Middle Easterners towel heads... because, of course, the things on their heads aren't towels... they're small, folded sheets...

Go on, do the math...

2006-09-22 09:06:57 · answer #6 · answered by Bitsie 3 · 1 1

Hey, if they are gonna blow themselves up. It's our duty to make fun of them doing it.

Good one...I'm passing this one on.

2006-09-22 11:56:51 · answer #7 · answered by jenepher402 5 · 0 0

what if the guy gets blows up with it? lol

2006-09-22 09:13:09 · answer #8 · answered by casper 6 · 0 0

ha hahahahah that was a good one...I am sending it to all of my friends as a text message hahhahahah I can't quit laughing

2006-09-22 09:07:22 · answer #9 · answered by His 5 · 1 1

That's a good one! I'll tell that one to my friends.

2006-09-22 09:09:58 · answer #10 · answered by highchaparral2006 4 · 1 0

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