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about 40 years ago. an intoxicated person was cutting sausage, in the nude. unfortunately for him, he started slicing the wrong sausage. he did slice of a pretty health chunk, but he nearly bled to death before getting to the hospital.
morale? if you are intoxicated, eat bacon with your breakfast!

2006-09-22 10:15:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

For 18 years, I worked as a Police officer and a Paramedic. The wildest thing I saw, was a shooting suspect, drop his rifle as I approached him in the patrol car, and he took off running down the railroad tracks, naked and bare footed.

I was laughing so hard, almost couldn't catch him. Good thing he was a bad shot, he missed his target and hit the TV.

Judge gave him 30 days for discharging a firearm in city limits

2006-09-22 19:59:56 · answer #2 · answered by bigmikejones 5 · 0 0

I am not a police officer but, I do work in Emergency medical services.. We responded to a drunk guy who filled himself full of fish hooks because he friend to him he was a wussy...

2006-09-22 16:06:26 · answer #3 · answered by John B 1 · 2 0

when the twin towers came a tumbling down

2006-09-23 19:29:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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