My best friend is getting married tomorrow and I have to give the best man speech. I would like to incorporate a joke or two. Two things that I would like to joke about are that they met at a bar. When my friend was in the bathroom, his wife (as of tomorrow) came up to me and my other friend and told us that she thought he was hot. This is how they met. Secondly, he broke his ankle at the bachelor party. I am not sure if this is a sore subject, but I bet I could make a joke of it. THANK YOU!
2006-09-22 09:01:30 · 17 answers · asked by scott 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
I remember the night that (bride) met , (groom). (bride) Came up to me and our other friend when we were at one of our favorite bars (groom) was nowhere in site so she knew the coast was clear. She thought (groom ) was soooo hot. Too bad when the bar lights came on it was too late for her she was already committed. She still has to have the beer goggles on to be marrying this guy. But no seriously (groom ) has fallen head over heels in love with ( bride). Or was that the bachelor party that caused his broken ankle. Oh well you both found each other. Better that no one else has to deal with you too good luck and lots of love!!!
2006-09-22 09:34:11 · answer #1 · answered by cargrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please don't say anything vulgar in your speech! This is a day the bride has been looking forward to for a LONG time, and she doesn't need you saying something crude just to get a 2 second laugh. That being said, I like the ideas you have so far--maybe you could say something like, I knew that Sue was sneaky the minute I met her. There we were, having a drink and watching the game, and the minute Mike gets up from the table, Sue comes right over to get the scoop on Mike! Well, you can see how that all worked out, and we're so happy for Mike, cause he's the happiest I've ever seen him, or something like that--kind of funny, but then sweet, too. People love that sort of stuff! Good luck!
2006-09-22 09:14:31 · answer #2 · answered by melouofs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can say when she saw your friend she told you that he was Hot and you said Yes I am Scott the Hot one either that or since she was at the bar she must have been toasted to think that way of your friend or the ankle you can say your suppose to let the dancers give you a lap dance not sky dive into the bar perhaps if he didn't do that he would not have a broken ankle
good luck and congrats to your friend !!
2006-09-22 12:04:54 · answer #3 · answered by AngelVirgo9206 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read some of these answers...and I just got married a month ago and ALL 7 of the groomsmen gave toasts...some were sweet and some were a little vulgar...I have to be honest, I like the vulgar ones the best! It really depends on the couple, if you think they can handle a dirty joke then go for it!! At least it will be memorable!
2006-09-22 09:25:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make up some really funny way he broke his ankle at the party that is TOTALLY unbelievable.
" Too bad Mike broke his ankle helping that old lady across the street. He missed all the fun of his party"
Or " I remember when Mike and Sue met, Mike was in the bathroom with a reeeeeally bad case of the runs.. and Sue thought he was good looking."
Anyway. Good luck. Don't stress, my brother did mine and it was good.
2006-09-22 09:05:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
observe this person seems to be from Australia the place the wonderful guy traditionally supplies a speech lasting a couple of minutes. you are able to desire to attempt to show it around and say that he's already displaying great understanding in deferring to his spouse. yet even then, i'm uncertain. it extremely is okay, even commonplace, for the wonderful guy to poke delicate relaxing on the groom. yet no longer the bride. purely be complimentary to her. bypass away any jokes approximately her for the bride's father (or whoever's giving a speech from her part).
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2015-11-17 21:04:00 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a joke about a broken ankle, but I have another one. You could have a few ladies stand up with a key and tell them to return them to the groom now.
2006-09-22 09:09:59 · answer #8 · answered by jeff m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They sell books on how to write a best man speech at Barnes and Noble...I know b/c that's what our best man did, and his speech was pretty good
2006-09-22 09:10:21 · answer #9 · answered by GD-Fan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard this joke today, but you cold say something like:
"Congratulations on your marriage. May all your ups and downs stay between the sheets."
2006-09-22 09:09:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋