2006-09-22 08:53:52 · 13 answers · asked by beardedredhead7 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hmm...difficult, i'm going to say...to get to the other side?
2006-09-22 08:59:17 · answer #1 · answered by *♥lovebug♥* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok who opened this bucket of fried chicken again... here goes...
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know
what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.
The duck suggested to the chicken that they play
follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction .
Since the chicken does not really exist it was only an illusion that the chicken crossed the road. This illusion was only in my mind. Therefore I created the chicken that crossed the road.
There is no such chicken trying to cross the road, and there never has been any such chicken.
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
I believe that every chicken has the right to worship his or her God in
his or her own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no
chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in his or her own
way.
To go where no chicken has gone before.
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
The chicken was an illegal immigrant. He not only crossed the road, but he also crossed the border! There are over 12 million illegal chickens in this country. My fellow Minutemen members have witnessed this for years while the feds do nothing about it.
"I've been friends with this chicken for a long time. I only recorded the chicken's crossing of the road because it was important for the country to know what was going on Pennsylvania Ave."
I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
'Cause it (censored) wanted to.
That's the (censored) reason.
and on and on and on and on....
hows that for an answer... can i have my 10points please..
2006-09-22 16:16:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know why he crossed the road, but I do know why he didnt cross the freeway.
If you want to know why he didnt cross the freeway, just take the " f " out of "free" and then take the " f " out of "way".
Now you know why.
2006-09-22 17:00:16 · answer #3 · answered by birdie247 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To go to Kentucky Fried Chicken, of course!!
2006-09-22 16:00:32 · answer #4 · answered by jiinx512 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because she wanted her eggs to come out on the other side.
2006-09-22 16:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by curious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side.
2006-09-23 01:18:41 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe the chicken would be "Christian".
2006-09-22 16:07:15 · answer #7 · answered by air wind 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone knows they can't fly very well.
2006-09-22 16:57:04 · answer #8 · answered by dantrc724 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To eat at KFC?
2006-09-22 16:57:09 · answer #9 · answered by Vinyleyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the roster was after her
2006-09-22 16:14:56 · answer #10 · answered by casper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz yo mama was behind him with a knife, fork, skillet, and ranch dressing licking her lips.
2006-09-22 16:06:17 · answer #11 · answered by peanut 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋