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I am married but I really want to go out with a chick tonight .... and don't say divorce my wife because I am unemployed and I need her to support me and my dating habbits

2006-09-22 08:23:38 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

29 answers

I think your wife needs a 2nd job she has way to much free time

2006-09-22 15:14:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tell her ( your wife) you are going out to buy her flowers.
Buy the flowers for your date, when the date is over, nick the flowers from your date and bring them home to your wife.
Tell her the reason why you were so late was due to the flower shops not having her favorite flowers.
Like, if your going to be a right mean b'st**d, at least do it right.

Hell hath no fury...

2006-09-22 15:35:49 · answer #2 · answered by How e' ye Horse 2 · 0 0

Do your wife a favor and tell her how you feel. Don't make excuses if you want someone tell her She has the right to make a choice whether or not she stays with you .Don't make excuses. and don't endanger her life. Its a lot easier to say sorry but I want to move on that sorry I have a sexually transmitted decease and you need to get checked out because you may have it also

2006-09-22 15:33:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you are for real, I feel sorry for your wife. How could you be so cruel, being unemployed is bad enough but being unfaithful with her money, that is pretty low. Perhaps you should look at yourself in the mirror and say, I should clean up my act

2006-09-22 15:27:31 · answer #4 · answered by Patricia S 3 · 0 0

Just go for a ride in the fully loaded Escalade you have. When you get back have your 85 y. o. self talk to your 13 y. o. self.

This site wasn't really meant for you to have a play site. Your as bad as the "What should I do Retard."

2006-09-22 15:49:24 · answer #5 · answered by Plain Jane 3 · 0 0

Get a job in the first place because your one of the pieces of **** that i pay taxes to support. You obviously could work it just means your too ******* lazy. Maybe you should cheat on her so she could leave you and then she' be better off. Honestly, get a job!!

2006-09-22 15:30:27 · answer #6 · answered by Nick B 2 · 0 0

Don't do it! If you love her even a little, don't do it. She will find out. She may not be able to go after your lack of money, but remember two words. Lorena Bobbitt

2006-09-22 15:29:21 · answer #7 · answered by ladytc 6 · 0 0

send her over to my house,, I need a date and I bet your old lady would love some comfort tonight,,

tell her to be here about 7,, take her to dinner then a movie, then my hot tub,

2006-09-22 15:26:10 · answer #8 · answered by rich2481 7 · 0 0

you should ask her if she would like to try to have a 3 some. if she says yes, bring her along with you. if not, wait a little bit, and tell her you are gonna meet up with a couple of the guys.

2006-09-22 15:27:10 · answer #9 · answered by Cherry69 1 · 0 1

why mess with excuses? just tell her the truth, and I'm sure she would drive you there in the new Esclade.

2006-09-22 15:29:57 · answer #10 · answered by ht_butterfly27 4 · 0 0

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