A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.
Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"
2006-09-22 08:21:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one
2006-09-22 08:23:01 · answer #1 · answered by Conservative Texan 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was badly broken anyway. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire exactly where the heart would be on a woman.
The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."
2006-09-22 15:36:07 · answer #2 · answered by rcabrave 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
......and that was the very last wedding anniversary they ever celebrated. The husband is recovering well, doctors say he may even walk again someday!lol ! That's a good one ! thanks!:)
2006-09-22 15:32:01 · answer #3 · answered by tim'slove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-09-22 15:30:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's horrible.......I feel so bad for the wife (even though there probably fictional)\
but still funny. :p
2006-09-22 15:25:48 · answer #5 · answered by Randomness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor soul but guess what, joke though it may be, you better hope you live that long even if you are wrinkled...............
2006-09-22 15:35:06 · answer #6 · answered by silhouette 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheh! Another good one.
2006-09-22 15:29:08 · answer #7 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funneee
2006-09-22 16:33:47 · answer #8 · answered by s j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats your point?
2006-09-22 15:23:12 · answer #9 · answered by stevekc43 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ahha that is so mean but very funny.
2006-09-22 15:31:52 · answer #10 · answered by sk8great13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋