But everybody looks funny naked!
You woke me up for that?
Did I mention the video camera?
Do you smell something burning?
(In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
Try breathing through your nose.
A little rug burn never hurt anyone!
Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
But whipped cream makes me break out.
Person 1: This is your first time... right? Person 2: Yeah... today.
Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!
Can you please pass me the remote control?
Do you accept Visa?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
And to think -- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
So much for mouth-to-mouth.
(Using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
(Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
Do you get any premium movie channels?
Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
(Preparin
2006-09-22 08:19:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great laugh thanks !
2006-09-22 08:20:34 · answer #1 · answered by sony93931 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-23 15:37:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOMAN: Is it in yet?
MAN: That reminds me - must buy some fresh fish on the way home
WOMAN: er... how do you spell "spaghetti"? - I'm writing my grocery list... but you just carry on if you want to
MAN: do you think I would look good in your pantyhose and bra?
WOMAN (to husband): Did you know the kids came home from school with lice again today?
MAN (to wife): Oh Joan... sorry... er... Tracy?
2006-09-22 08:21:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great
2006-09-22 08:23:48 · answer #4 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait a minute, I need to take a dump.
2006-09-22 08:20:49 · answer #5 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it in?
wake me up when it is over.
Thanks relative (mom, dad, sister)
Baa
I have seen more meat on a neck bone.
that's be 50.00
it's just a cold sore.
next!
and your name is?
Yahtzee!
2006-09-22 09:31:59 · answer #6 · answered by notskerd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you guys all on the same team?
2006-09-22 08:25:19 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Curious 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girl: Wow omg where did you learn that?
Boy:.....Your sister.
2006-09-22 08:22:53 · answer #8 · answered by Tyler Durden 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Too funny!
2006-09-22 08:22:17 · answer #9 · answered by Terri R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...2 funny
2006-09-22 09:24:17 · answer #10 · answered by jo-jo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Cute!
2006-09-22 08:22:07 · answer #11 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋